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April Fools Innovation Index
Is this real life or just fantasy?
I’m Not Playing Games, Just a Grocery Store Girl Having Fun
Y'all had me BUSY keeping up with 6x the amount of new products, flavors, and partnerships brands normally launch in a day. Should I launch a 48-hour Trend Report™️ service at Supermercato after this? 🤠 🐎
April 1st Innovation by the Numbers
Top Flavors
Pickles (12) - I found even more, but #brevity
PB&J-ish (7)
Tie between Olives (4) and Tomato Basil (4) cc Kendall Dickieson
Sour Cream & Onion (3) cc 🥤Steven Vigilante
Durian (2)
Top Remixes
Tie between Spicy (12) and Sweet to Savory (12)
Savory to Sweet (3)
Top Formats
Tie between Pizza (6) and Milk (6)
Popsicles (3)
Pop-Tarts (3)
Hummus (3)
Juice Boxes (3)
Friends & Insights including...
The Diet Starts April 2nd
Locked & Bloated
Not So Quiet Luxury
Snacks Are the New Sneakers
Inedible Objects
Micro-Micro Dose
Minnovation
Probiotic Cosmetics
Lip Service
Talkin' Body Care
Unsavory Toothpaste
Out of This World
Pet Shop Girls
Suuupersize Me
When Two Become One
... Plus an aisle by aisle breakdown of the goods. You have one year to come up with your brand's next or first stunt. GO! 🛒 🛒 🛒
Special thanks to Mark Gallo, Nate Rosen, Front Page Retail, Josh Person, Dieline, Nosh.com, Drinks Digest, Spoon University, USA Today for helping me discover some of these gems.
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